Sunday, January 31, 2010
Sunday, December 20, 2009
god damn

well i won't be seeing the first girl i was proud to date for another 4 months. fuckin sucks. and she gets to be having a blast in australia and new zeland while i'm watching water still.
its kinda sad that i didn't find a girl i can brag to my friends about until i was 20 years old. i spent too much time chasing bimbos and stupid girls. i'm glad i found this little gem, i honestly am. i just wish we had had more time together before she left, and maybe less distractions such as homework.
anyway, she's great. totally cute, smart, calm, down to earth, probably the only person i like when they are drunk because she's fucking adorable drunk, did i mention cute?
fuckin goddamn the next 4 months are gonna take forever.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
stupid asians
why is it that when you add asians to water, they just get fucking retarded. seriously, so many things go wrong when they touch the water. for example:
1. the asian breast stroke: every asian seems to know this stroke. its not a normal breast stroke, because normally you make forward progress at a good rate. the asian breast stroke is when they time the kick and arm motion together, so its less effective, and about twice as slow
2. the asian speedo: every asian i've seen today and pretty much every day has their speedo (really its more of a speedo brief) pulled ALLLLL the way up to their bellybutton. i even saw one pulling his up mid stroke. but he was pulling it from the bottom...
3. the fact that they don't notice anything around them but themselves: so many times i'll have asian families jump in the leisure area when no one else is around, forcing me to roam the peninsula. fuck them.
4. Wearing tinted goggles in an indoor pool. who the fuck does that. seriously.
5. asian women being so bad at swimming they don't even notice their boobs hanging out.
6. hannah kates for disagreeing with me.
1. the asian breast stroke: every asian seems to know this stroke. its not a normal breast stroke, because normally you make forward progress at a good rate. the asian breast stroke is when they time the kick and arm motion together, so its less effective, and about twice as slow
2. the asian speedo: every asian i've seen today and pretty much every day has their speedo (really its more of a speedo brief) pulled ALLLLL the way up to their bellybutton. i even saw one pulling his up mid stroke. but he was pulling it from the bottom...
3. the fact that they don't notice anything around them but themselves: so many times i'll have asian families jump in the leisure area when no one else is around, forcing me to roam the peninsula. fuck them.
4. Wearing tinted goggles in an indoor pool. who the fuck does that. seriously.
5. asian women being so bad at swimming they don't even notice their boobs hanging out.
6. hannah kates for disagreeing with me.
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Monday, November 2, 2009
its been a while
i've been pretty busy lately. when i say busy, i mean i've been spending all my time on theb9.com need to get the fuck off that site.
life update: things are continuing to look up for me. school is going great. social life is same old same old, which is great. we seem to have solved most of the problems in the apartment. people need to pull their weight a little more. it's not like i'm sick of always cleaning the living room, since i love cleaning, i'd just like to come home to it spotless just once.
lots of shows coming up.
nov. 5 reign supreme at warehouse
foundation a couple times the next week
comeback kid in b-ham the 10th.
december holds LOTS of good shows. gonna see losing vision again finally
this will most certainly be my last year in gatech housing. they seriously tried to charge me $100 for losing 2 keys. such bullshit. i can't go a semester without getting pounded in the ass by gatech housing. luckily i found my keys though and threw the fee back in their face.
my foundation collection is getting ridiculous. up to like 39 shirts/hoodies and i'm only 1 record shy of a complete collection.
buy my shirts, they are on b9board.com
support atlanta hardcore. go to warehouse shows.
life update: things are continuing to look up for me. school is going great. social life is same old same old, which is great. we seem to have solved most of the problems in the apartment. people need to pull their weight a little more. it's not like i'm sick of always cleaning the living room, since i love cleaning, i'd just like to come home to it spotless just once.
lots of shows coming up.
nov. 5 reign supreme at warehouse
foundation a couple times the next week
comeback kid in b-ham the 10th.
december holds LOTS of good shows. gonna see losing vision again finally
this will most certainly be my last year in gatech housing. they seriously tried to charge me $100 for losing 2 keys. such bullshit. i can't go a semester without getting pounded in the ass by gatech housing. luckily i found my keys though and threw the fee back in their face.
my foundation collection is getting ridiculous. up to like 39 shirts/hoodies and i'm only 1 record shy of a complete collection.
buy my shirts, they are on b9board.com
support atlanta hardcore. go to warehouse shows.
Monday, October 5, 2009
guess i'll update
feelin the need to rant or some bullshit like that
3 shows last week, and only one really satisfied me, and it was the most unlikely of the three. etid was a great show, but so many stupid pit beefs. great set though, but i hate bring me the horizon. wednesday was the mongoloids at the 7 venue. i went into this one just planning on punching everyone there who looked like they were at a fashion show. strangely everyone there seemed to be there for the bands, i had no problems with anyone! i even broke my knuckle on someone's mouth and they didn't try and fight me! i don't even know who they are, probably cuz they don't care that they got hit. and mongoloids/vital signs were sick as hell. saturday, the acacia strain. i love that band. i need a paragraph dedicated to this show actually
matt and i showed up late because we have jobs and shit. walked upstairs during the last songs of impending doom, a band i've never enjoyed. the place was packed out, but it was a weekend so i expected the high school tough guys to be in full effect. i moshed for like 5 seconds to them and someone kicked me in the back. i dont care when i get hit, but right after it happened i saw dangler run past me and punch the dude, funny shit. didn't watch mcmb cuz they are fucking hipocrits. acacia strain played really well, moshed a couple times but wasn't feeling it. then abr came out and i felt like i was in a fucking light show. i don't appreciated being blinded by strobes literally half of your set. new songs from them were lame in my opinion, old ones were fun to hear. didn't mosh too much, laughed at pit beef and the justice the dude that punched ashley got from dangler.
boring weekend, oh wait jk, matt and i potentially saved a chick's life from alcohol poisoning. could have potentially saved an indian dude's life too if his friends weren't stupid fucking pieces of shit that i wish i had curb stomped for being fucking retarded. seriously who insults someone giving you advice on how to make sure your passed out friend doesn't choke on his own vomit? idk. shoulda punched that one dude.
saw zombieland, pretty funny
got a bunch of merch comin in the mail, excited for that to arrive tomorrow hopefully
3 shows last week, and only one really satisfied me, and it was the most unlikely of the three. etid was a great show, but so many stupid pit beefs. great set though, but i hate bring me the horizon. wednesday was the mongoloids at the 7 venue. i went into this one just planning on punching everyone there who looked like they were at a fashion show. strangely everyone there seemed to be there for the bands, i had no problems with anyone! i even broke my knuckle on someone's mouth and they didn't try and fight me! i don't even know who they are, probably cuz they don't care that they got hit. and mongoloids/vital signs were sick as hell. saturday, the acacia strain. i love that band. i need a paragraph dedicated to this show actually
matt and i showed up late because we have jobs and shit. walked upstairs during the last songs of impending doom, a band i've never enjoyed. the place was packed out, but it was a weekend so i expected the high school tough guys to be in full effect. i moshed for like 5 seconds to them and someone kicked me in the back. i dont care when i get hit, but right after it happened i saw dangler run past me and punch the dude, funny shit. didn't watch mcmb cuz they are fucking hipocrits. acacia strain played really well, moshed a couple times but wasn't feeling it. then abr came out and i felt like i was in a fucking light show. i don't appreciated being blinded by strobes literally half of your set. new songs from them were lame in my opinion, old ones were fun to hear. didn't mosh too much, laughed at pit beef and the justice the dude that punched ashley got from dangler.
boring weekend, oh wait jk, matt and i potentially saved a chick's life from alcohol poisoning. could have potentially saved an indian dude's life too if his friends weren't stupid fucking pieces of shit that i wish i had curb stomped for being fucking retarded. seriously who insults someone giving you advice on how to make sure your passed out friend doesn't choke on his own vomit? idk. shoulda punched that one dude.
saw zombieland, pretty funny
got a bunch of merch comin in the mail, excited for that to arrive tomorrow hopefully
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Good night at the show last night. well i mean etid was great, but the crowd was piss poor. i haven't seen that many fights in so little time, CAPE. i will say one thing, it was fucking hilarious how pissed you looked. got a couple stage dives in, which is always awesome. yeah i major in flips. i saw some tech football players there, which was weird.
i'm tired of tech kids coming up to me in random places and saying "do you go to tech? i see you around there allll the time" i mean i know i stand out, but just because you recognize me somewhere outside of tech doesn't mean i want to be your friend. i got enough dude friends, and i hate tech chicks except for like 3. So if you are a tech kid and you for some weird reason are lurkin on here, don't fuckin talk to me on the street if you see me, because more than likely you are retarded and don't have a life outside of tech.
oh an unrelated note, i love hardcore. it seriously means almost everything to me. but i don't love when people try and ruin it for me by being ignorant as fuck. i really hate when kids come to shows with the intention of getting into a fight. kids who probably think they are tough JUST because they listen to metalcore sometimes. kids whose favorite band is probably bring me the horizon because "they are so brootal" i swear if anyone having a conversation describes a band as brutal i'm walkin away right there. but back to what i was sayin, these stupid kids stand on the edge of the mosh pit, facing the pit, not even paying attention to the band that worked pretty hard to get there, and probably doing moves that they practiced in the mirror earlier that day.
don't call me a hipocrite now, i acknowledge that the above paragraph pretty much described me 2 years ago. but if i could change my ways, so can any of these kids. it really comes down to the fact that scene chicks are "hot" and dudes think they have to make themselves pussies to get with them. if a chick wants you to start cross dressing, being a pussy, etc, you shouldn't even give her a second thought, no matter how hot she is.
oh and 5 am shifts suck the dick.
i'm tired of tech kids coming up to me in random places and saying "do you go to tech? i see you around there allll the time" i mean i know i stand out, but just because you recognize me somewhere outside of tech doesn't mean i want to be your friend. i got enough dude friends, and i hate tech chicks except for like 3. So if you are a tech kid and you for some weird reason are lurkin on here, don't fuckin talk to me on the street if you see me, because more than likely you are retarded and don't have a life outside of tech.
oh an unrelated note, i love hardcore. it seriously means almost everything to me. but i don't love when people try and ruin it for me by being ignorant as fuck. i really hate when kids come to shows with the intention of getting into a fight. kids who probably think they are tough JUST because they listen to metalcore sometimes. kids whose favorite band is probably bring me the horizon because "they are so brootal" i swear if anyone having a conversation describes a band as brutal i'm walkin away right there. but back to what i was sayin, these stupid kids stand on the edge of the mosh pit, facing the pit, not even paying attention to the band that worked pretty hard to get there, and probably doing moves that they practiced in the mirror earlier that day.
don't call me a hipocrite now, i acknowledge that the above paragraph pretty much described me 2 years ago. but if i could change my ways, so can any of these kids. it really comes down to the fact that scene chicks are "hot" and dudes think they have to make themselves pussies to get with them. if a chick wants you to start cross dressing, being a pussy, etc, you shouldn't even give her a second thought, no matter how hot she is.
oh and 5 am shifts suck the dick.
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