why is it that when you add asians to water, they just get fucking retarded. seriously, so many things go wrong when they touch the water. for example:
1. the asian breast stroke: every asian seems to know this stroke. its not a normal breast stroke, because normally you make forward progress at a good rate. the asian breast stroke is when they time the kick and arm motion together, so its less effective, and about twice as slow
2. the asian speedo: every asian i've seen today and pretty much every day has their speedo (really its more of a speedo brief) pulled ALLLLL the way up to their bellybutton. i even saw one pulling his up mid stroke. but he was pulling it from the bottom...
3. the fact that they don't notice anything around them but themselves: so many times i'll have asian families jump in the leisure area when no one else is around, forcing me to roam the peninsula. fuck them.
4. Wearing tinted goggles in an indoor pool. who the fuck does that. seriously.
5. asian women being so bad at swimming they don't even notice their boobs hanging out.
6. hannah kates for disagreeing with me.
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