why is it that when you add asians to water, they just get fucking retarded. seriously, so many things go wrong when they touch the water. for example:
1. the asian breast stroke: every asian seems to know this stroke. its not a normal breast stroke, because normally you make forward progress at a good rate. the asian breast stroke is when they time the kick and arm motion together, so its less effective, and about twice as slow
2. the asian speedo: every asian i've seen today and pretty much every day has their speedo (really its more of a speedo brief) pulled ALLLLL the way up to their bellybutton. i even saw one pulling his up mid stroke. but he was pulling it from the bottom...
3. the fact that they don't notice anything around them but themselves: so many times i'll have asian families jump in the leisure area when no one else is around, forcing me to roam the peninsula. fuck them.
4. Wearing tinted goggles in an indoor pool. who the fuck does that. seriously.
5. asian women being so bad at swimming they don't even notice their boobs hanging out.
6. hannah kates for disagreeing with me.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Monday, November 2, 2009
its been a while
i've been pretty busy lately. when i say busy, i mean i've been spending all my time on theb9.com need to get the fuck off that site.
life update: things are continuing to look up for me. school is going great. social life is same old same old, which is great. we seem to have solved most of the problems in the apartment. people need to pull their weight a little more. it's not like i'm sick of always cleaning the living room, since i love cleaning, i'd just like to come home to it spotless just once.
lots of shows coming up.
nov. 5 reign supreme at warehouse
foundation a couple times the next week
comeback kid in b-ham the 10th.
december holds LOTS of good shows. gonna see losing vision again finally
this will most certainly be my last year in gatech housing. they seriously tried to charge me $100 for losing 2 keys. such bullshit. i can't go a semester without getting pounded in the ass by gatech housing. luckily i found my keys though and threw the fee back in their face.
my foundation collection is getting ridiculous. up to like 39 shirts/hoodies and i'm only 1 record shy of a complete collection.
buy my shirts, they are on b9board.com
support atlanta hardcore. go to warehouse shows.
life update: things are continuing to look up for me. school is going great. social life is same old same old, which is great. we seem to have solved most of the problems in the apartment. people need to pull their weight a little more. it's not like i'm sick of always cleaning the living room, since i love cleaning, i'd just like to come home to it spotless just once.
lots of shows coming up.
nov. 5 reign supreme at warehouse
foundation a couple times the next week
comeback kid in b-ham the 10th.
december holds LOTS of good shows. gonna see losing vision again finally
this will most certainly be my last year in gatech housing. they seriously tried to charge me $100 for losing 2 keys. such bullshit. i can't go a semester without getting pounded in the ass by gatech housing. luckily i found my keys though and threw the fee back in their face.
my foundation collection is getting ridiculous. up to like 39 shirts/hoodies and i'm only 1 record shy of a complete collection.
buy my shirts, they are on b9board.com
support atlanta hardcore. go to warehouse shows.
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